Privacy Policy

Look. We’re parents. We forget our own passwords, we’ve called the pediatrician “honey,” and we once lost our car keys in the freezer. The last thing we have energy for is selling your private info to strangers.

What we collect:

• • • Your name, email, and shipping address — so that hooded puppy towel actually reaches your door, not your neighbor’s.

    • Your baby’s name? Only if you tell us. We like personalizing your order slip because it makes us smile.

    • Payment info — fully encrypted and handled by pros. We never see your full card number. We have enough anxiety already.

What we absolutely DO NOT do:

• • • Sell your data. We wouldn’t even sell our kid’s outgrown swim diapers. (Okay, maybe for the right price. Kidding. Mostly.)

    • Spam you daily. We’ll send occasional deals, but we respect your inbox like we respect a sleeping baby — do not disturb.

Cookies?
Yes, digital ones. Not the double-chocolate kind (sorry). They help us remember your cart so you don’t lose that adorable bath toy set. Disable them if you want, but our site might get forgetful — like us after 3 nights of no sleep.

Your rights:
Want us to delete your data? Just email us. We’ll do it while bouncing a fussy newborn. No hard feelings.

Children’s privacy:
Our site is for exhausted adults. If your infant can type a full contact form, we’re terrified and impressed — but please supervise.

Questions? Hit us up. We’ll respond with a baby on one hip and a coffee in the other.